What's wrong with this picture? Today, at 11:46 a.m., after I'd been out in public for 4 hours and 41 minutes, I realized, with much horror, that I had worn two completely different shoes to work. Uh, one is brown and the other is black. It's not like I put on two different shoes of the same color. The heals are even a slightly different height. What the hell? This can only mean one of three things: 1) I've become like an absent minded professor, too preoccupied with much more important, intelligent quandaries than paying attention to trivial things like wearing shoes which match; or 2) I've gotten one step closer to being one of "those women" who, as they get older, start walking around thinking of themselves as eccentric and artsy but in reality are just plain bizarre (think: lots of costume jewelry, crooked wigs and bright red, clown lipstick smeared all over and around their lips and on their teeth); or 3) I need to turn some lights on in the morning to see what it is I'm actually wearing before I leave the house.
I spent the remaining 2 hours and 14 minutes of the day hiding in my cube, wondering how many people actually noticed my mismatched shoes and were subsequently whispering amongst themselves about how freakish I am. I was already "the weird girl". Now I'm "the really weird girl".
God I need a new job....
2 comments:
ha ha ha loved it!!! they are the same basic shape..i can see how you made the mistake.
You? Andrea Maurer? YOU had two different shoes on? AND you took a picture AND posted this picture on your blog so everyone could see?
Not my mee mee. No way. You'd never wear two different color shoes.
You'd never take a picture that might incriminate you in the minds of the fashionistas you know.
And you'd never post such a picture on line to humiliate yourself!
Jeez, girl. Working for the government is getting the best of you!
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